10 August 2008

REVIEW: Twins, Model: M/F, Batch: Di/di/di

An innovative and challenging product, Twins live up to most expectations and blow some others right out of the nappy. Our dual core M/F version arrived in our Review Lounge earlier in the year. Which brings me to the first point: the Review Lounge, and it's surrounding support rooms required considerable rearrangement to accommodate the T:M/F. In fact, it requires and evolutionary style approach to interiors as it's ever changing nature necessitates a dynamic environment. Much disruption has been caused to our older, single core models, the SingletonM and F. These are also very resilient models and have been able to adapt, though learning processes seem to be occupied with other tasks.
Despite these challenges, the T:M/F is still a delightful offering from ROTDG™*. It will keep you entertaining it for hours and keep you off the streets by occupying your every waking, and sleeping, moment. It will make you laugh and make you cry better than any book or movie ever made. Best of all though, it's the ability to excuse vague, forgetful, nonsensical or illogical behaviour with the quick phrase - "I have a T:M/F at home!" it hasn't failed me once!
All in all this is a great product, though not for everyone. A whopping 5 runny green nappies out of 5.


*ROTDG™ : Roll Of The Dice Genetics™